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Top-10 most ridiculous nonsense job


This is how, according to them, the looks of their top 10 stupid things:

Thus, the applicant stated that ...

 "... we should definitely hire him because he's allergic to the lack of work";
 "... we should definitely hire him because he will be able to significantly improve the results of our corporate softball team" (a kind of baseball - Ed..);
 "... we should definitely hire him because it took nearly three times already, and he feels that this time he finally has to get lucky";
 "... we should definitely hire him, because our company is a very good benefits package, and just this year, he plans a lot of sick and absent from work";
 "... we should definitely hire him, because he had already issued a press release announcing that we hired him";
 "... we should definitely hire him, because although he is still no experience in such a position, but his friend is already";
 "... we should definitely hire him because he sent us your CV in the form of a song in the style of rap";
 "... we should definitely hire her because she just needs it for such work, as working with people she was terribly tired."


Sometimes applicants are not only talking too much, but also allow other errors. Accountemps experts the most terrible name the following:

 "... the applicant had brought with him to the interview his mother, who all spoke of him";
 "... when our company moved to Texas, he came to the interview in a large cowboy hat."

But the American company Harris Interactive asked HR 3000 recall the most stupid things candidates for interview. And then the responses of thousands of the top 10 mistakes was chosen:

 the applicant asked the employer to leave the room to answer a personal phone call;
 It requires an employer to give him a ride home after the interview;
 He sniffed his armpits on the way to the meeting room;
 He informs us that he was fired from the last job because he beat up the chief;
 I flushed in a toilet during a telephone conversation with the employer;
 He refused the offer of a meal, citing the fact that he now plans to get drunk;
 combing his hair during the interview;
 claiming to be an accountant, he said that more attracted to work with people, not with numbers;
 He argued that it can not provide samples of work as he worked for the CIA;
 He said that he could not work for a long time, since his uncle to death, and he is preparing to receive the inheritance.

Among the other most common mistakes, HR managers noted unseemly occasion clothes negative feedback about previous employers, indifference to the intended position, arrogant behavior, evasive answers and the lack of normal counter-questions.

A snack collection of blunders from the resumes and profiles of our home-grown candidates:

 Personal qualities:
 - any personal relationships in the workplace;
 - to treat the customer's property as his own;
 - in relation to workers - demanding customers flexible;
 - in your free time carefully reading: Russian legislation, statistics.
 Analytical materials on the property, according to BN spend their independent analysis, and in his spare time specialized psychological literature.
More about me: fast learner, self-sufficient. Hobbies: sports tourism, modeling, electronics. I bring up the cat.
 Wholesale tobachnymi products.
 Responsibilities: bank, cash, primary documents, calculations with accountable pizzas.
 Possible position: assistant manager, administrator, economist, manager of the possibility of using English and Japanese.
 Obtaining positions: Account Manager for.
 Position: Manager of wholesales network clients + Regional Manager.
Position: forwarder. Duties: Various.
 Hobbies: Aquarium fish, fishing, beautiful women.
 Position: Manager of VIP-clients.
 Free time activities: No free time.
 I have the skills to fight for survival and survival in extreme situations.
 In trade, 25 years old, sociable, without a family, and bad habits.
 Since the staff of the company was very small, I was in his face epitomized the entire sales team, and not only.
I'm a noncombatant kanditaturu really. I send my resume (in ruuskom and naangliiskom) for your-pending. I am ready to agree and move to Russia.
 Skill to communicate with all types of employees.
 Hobbies: Sewing, embroidery, exercise, team "Zenit".

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